Conservative vs. Liberal

I received this as an email and thought it was worth sharing. There are really TRUE statements below. Just remember these the next time you find yourself talking to someone who is left or wanting to talk back to your television set at the left-wing news reporter!

If you've wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants meat products banned.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he tries to better his situation.
A liberal wants to know who is going to fix his situation for him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A liberals wants those they don't like to be silenced.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a liberal is a non-believer he wants any mention of religion silenced.

If a conservative needs health care he shops for it, or looks for a job that will provide it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us provide for it for him.

A conservative will read this and will forward it, so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will read this and delete it, because he's offended.

Well, I forwarded it to you people, so you know where I sit.